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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:40
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
When did women stop wearing bonnets in North America?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...